(( Ignore his drunken arrogance, this piece of work does donate a large sum of money to charities, but always anonymously. ))



christ why is the worl d… spinni ng you weird bastards



so floral



you need jesus

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I want to forget so badly.



ahhhhh



eheh e who eve n IS mathias

WOULD THE REAL sLIM MATHIAS PLEAse STND Up



*COUGHS, retreat back to his office.* Strange people in this neighborhood.

its a full moon

ew ((QqQ

shhh

ask-writer-arthur said: ((TAKE IT OFFF TAKE OFFF CANT KEEP IT ON ANYMOREEE))

(( THE NUDE NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY ))



You all just want me to strip.



ask-transfer-student-alfred:

ask-millionaire-alfred:

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I NEED YOU TO REMOVE MY CLOTHES

QUICK

IM LOSING OXYGEN

HELP

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COULDN’T YOU AT LEAST TRY NOT TO MAKE IT SOUND NOT PERVERTED

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I’m not being perverted at all! > 7 < I’m just playing truth or dare!

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Wait, why is your home button a castle? How dID THIS HAPPEN?

because I don’t live in a house

I’m rich



sometimes i wonder why i even own clothes



nobody needs to see that. please keep your clothes on

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I NEED YOU TO REMOVE MY CLOTHES

QUICK

IM LOSING OXYGEN

HELP