ask-slytheringilbert:

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Well, of course, if only your butler agreed, I don’t want to force anyone here~

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So? Who will be the one’s going to carry the awesome me to bed this time?~



Yay Fashion

you probably shouldn’t wear a white shirt

( ask-hitman-jones )

(( full song here ))



ask-plus-boy-kiku:

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I-I’m sorry dear but are you lost…?))

lost in ur gaze ))







the-all-american-killer:

5th prize for ask-millionaire-alfred of their muse.

the-all-american-killer:

5th prize for ask-millionaire-alfred of their muse.





zzzzzz

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I’m here for ur wiener 

HOW FORWARD OF YOu AHhah thiS IS— UM



ask-that-cupcake-babe replied to your post:ask-iggycat replied to…

Alfred no, that is distasteful! Plus I doubt anyone would— >v>

ask-americat-thehero said: I can turn to a human and easily do the job~

askathens said: Well you knoow~ Maybe not for a blow up but for something mooore~ Like a yoga class…but in private you know

askbloggeralfred said: im gonna plucK UR FUCKING DICK OFF

ask-iggycat said: I have a hybrid form silly. *turns into hybrid form* Alright then, don’t keep me waiting-

devilsealand said: Sooo you don’t deny you have herpes ))

ask-the-beast-arthur replied to your photoset

Alfred… I’m gonna say this as nice as possible… man up for gods sake, you’re lovely the way you are

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ask-iggycat replied to your post:ask-detective-kirkland replied to…

I volunteer too-

WHY ARE CATS SO WILLING TO BLOW ME

askbloggeralfred replied to your post:ask-detective-kirkland replied to…

let me get my tweezers

WH— FOR WHAT

TRUST ME I SHAVED YOU DONT HAVE TO … PLUCK ME

askathens replied to your post:ask-detective-kirkland replied to…

well the size doesn’t matter~

HNNNNNGH

ask-kiku-the-honda replied to your post:uke-uk replied to your photoset:this is a serious…

Alfred-kun no

Kiku yes



ask-detective-kirkland replied to your photoset:this is a serious problem i need you to tell me if…

Hold on, I need a microscope to find your dick.

ALLOW ME TO CORRECT YOUR SENTENCE, SIR.

Hold on, I need a microscope to find your dick.”

ask-americat-thehero replied to your post:uke-uk replied to your photoset:this is a serious…

I volunteer as tribute! (//slap)

excellent

askbloggeralfred replied to your photoset:this is a serious problem i need you to tell me if…

i dont want to get herpes tho

a hand job then



uke-uk replied to your photoset:this is a serious problem i need you to tell me if…

Oh my god

why yes you may blow me as well



this is a serious problem i need you to tell me if my dick is choke-worthy help a brother out